Yes, I do realize . . .

. . . that everyone and their mom have done this little quiz guy already, and that it's so over and everything. But I have to spend the whole day in the computer lab working on my coursework (including designing a website) and I just can't afford to lose my remaining brain cells trying to be clever here.

So here you go. It's that Google Search For "Your Name + Needs" thing that everyone is doing.

Ahem.

Nemesis needs to improve.
(Um, your mom needs to improve . . . )

Nemesis needs a clean up.
(Can't argue with you there)

Nemesis needs a full director's cut.
(Hmmm . . . would it be artistic or just trashy?)

Nemesis needs love, and some baked goods.
(Yes! Yes I do! Sob . . . )

Nemesis needs better bridge protection.
(Tell me about it. I suck at bridge.)

Nemesis needs a damn good kick in her karmic pants
(Oh, I dare you.)

Nemesis needs a new dress.
(That would be nice, actually.)

Nemesis needs more sleep.
(I know!! Sob . . . )

Nemesis needs a little help in the internal multiplier department.
(Okay . . . whatever that means, sure.)

Nemesis needs to have hundreds of cannon fodder henchmen for Frank to wade
through. Body count needs to be extremely high.
(Yes. Yes it does. So, you know, get on that.)

Nemesis needs some late game enhancements.
(Okay, see, my game is just fine. So you'd best shut your mouth.)

Nemesis needs to lay off the sauce.
(Seriously, do you wanna fight me????)

Nemesis needs to be the height of aristocratic decadence.
(Chuh, I'm halfway there, baby!)

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