Come away to Sabbath School

Good things about going to church with my niece & nephew rather than going to the Geriatric Singles Ward

1. Goldfish crackers
2. Cheese twists
3. Crayons
4. I look reverent and quiet by comparison
5. Listening to Savvy pretend to sing "Angels We Have Heard on High" with the rest of the congregations. Cutest. Thing. Ever.

Bad things about going to church with little kids (not that these things can't happen in a singles ward--they just happen less frequently)

1. Shrieking
2. Crying
3. Mad dashes for freedom
4. Spilling of water bottles all over carpet and clothes
5. Sudden stripping off of clothes (theirs, not mine, although that would be quite eventful too)

Posted in: