I'm here because I have to be--what's your excuse?

Today is an absolutely, absolutely gorgeous day. It's sunny, warm, slightly breezy, and it is the kind of day that makes me want to call in sick to work and sneak off to the pool. I would, of course, be sure to slather my white, blue-veined body with enough sunscreen to protect an army of newborn albino babies.

My sister Spitfire has a swimming pool at her complex but I haven't been in it, yet. That needs to change, I think. I finally caved and bought a new swimsuit through Land's End's big clearance sale. I don't think it looks that great on, but it looks better than my old suit, which I bought 3 years ago at Ross Dress for Less and has now stretched out so that when I get out of the water the front goes all saggy like I'm hiding a set of old lady boobs somewhere in there. Not that you needed that image, ever.

Anyway. The point is that I would rather be at the pool right now. And I cannot even comprehend why people would be choosing to come to the library to play Runescape when they could be outside having a good time instead.


pic from the Renaissance Aruba Resort & Casino

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