Conversation yesterday in a car, which is apparently the only approved way of getting around in L****

"Okay, look. See? This is what I'm talking about. That guy in the wheelchair is going to come to the end of the sidewalk and there's no slopy thing for him to go down. There's just a curb. He's going to be stuck there!"

"That's not good."

"No, it's not good, and that's my point about L**** and the stupid sidewalks. Where's he supposed to go, huh? Is he supposed to go up in the grass? What if his wheelchair won't make it?"

"I dunno."

"Is he going to try to go over the curb? Because the last thing I need to see today is a cripple pitching forward out of his wheelchair and landing on his face in the street."

"Not on a Wednesday, at least. On a Monday, maybe . . ."

"Yeah, because on Mondays you could use a laugh."

"But on a Wednesday that's just cruel."

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