Thanks to Kevin, I'm laughing my ass off reading stuff like these at Uncyclopedia.org;
"God is dead." ~ Friederich Nietzsche
"Nietszche is dead." ~ God
"Yeah, real mature, God." ~ Nietzsche
"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ~ God
"Well then you're an awesome and cool philosopher who gets all the ladies. Nyah." ~ Nietzsche
"Oh, that doesn't count." ~ God
"Hey, don't call it if you can't stand the fact that I found a loophole." ~ Nietzsche
"It's not a loophole, it's retarded." ~ God
"If I had a gun I'd shoot you." ~ Nietzsche
"Too bad I have a bulletproof vest." ~ God
"Yeah well my bullets go through bullet proof vests." ~ Nietzsche
"Nuh-uh, my vests made of tiberium and nothing goes through tiberium." ~ God
"Well then I'd shoot you with a laser that melts the tiberium and then kills you." ~ Nietzsche
"No way, this is special unmeltable tiberium, you can't melt it." ~ God
"Yes I can, my laser has infared, and like, ultraviolet light combined that melts even unmeltable tiberium." ~ Nietzsche
"Well then I use my ninja skillz to evade the laser." ~ God
"You don't have ninja skillz!" ~ Nietzsche
"Yes I do!" ~ God
God jumps around the room, displaying His ninja skillz
"Stop it!" ~ Nietzsche
"Oh you're just jealous of my skillz." ~ God
"How can I be jeaous of something you don't have? Huh?" ~ Nietzsche
"Oh, you know you are, just like you were of my Stretch Armstrong, and you were all like 'I don't even like it! It's stupid!' then I left to get some cookies then I came back and you were playing with it, and you tried to hide it, but I saw it! You were playing with it! Don't pretend you weren't!" ~ God
"It doesn't even matter, cause my laser homes in on its target so even if you DID have ninja skillz it would find you, AND I WASN'T PLAYING WITH YOUR GODDAMN STRETCH ARMSTRONG!" ~ Nietzsche
"Not a chance, I'd go invisible." ~ God
"It goes by body heat!" ~ Nietzsche
"Well I'm cold blooded. Nyah." ~ God
"Well in that case it just destroys the entire universe except for me, so no matter where you were it'd kill you." ~ Nietzsche
"Then I'd just create the universe all over again and make it so that instead of language, people just said 'Nietzsche's a fag' over and over." ~ God
"Hey! My cousin's gay!" ~ Nietzsche
"R-... really?" ~ God
"Yeah." ~ Nietzsche
"Sorry dude, I didn't know..." ~ God
"Yeah... and I hear he thinks you're cute! Hahahahaha!" ~ Nietzsche
"Dude! Not cool!" ~ God
"My gay cousin thinks you're cu-uuuuuute!" ~ Nietzsche
"Stop it!" ~ God
"God and my cousin, sitting in a tree!" ~ Nietzsche
"STOP IT!" ~ God
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" ~ Nietzsche
"I SAID STOP IT!" ~ God
"First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then comes God pushin' a baby carriage!" ~ Nietzsche
"Dude, screw you, I'm going home." ~ God
"I win! I win the fight!" ~ Nietzsche
"I don't care, you're mean, dude, don't invite me over to play Mouse Trap ever again." ~ God
"God, YOU'VE BEEN OWNED BY ME, A MERE MORTAL, MUHAHAHA!!!" ~ Nietzsche
Ninja Skillz are WAY cooler than zombies. ~ God
Nah-uh! ~ Nietzsche
Uh-huh! ~ God
God is dead. ~ Nietzsche
The whole world falls in chaos because God is no more and Nietzsche gets scared. He starts shagging the zombies out of whacked-ass craziness and fear. You guessed it. Nietzshe is his own cousin.
Hahaha! Lol!
I think I died laughing,
Ling
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