Sucking hardcore at NaBloPoMo

Or whatever it is.

Of course, I didn't actually know this was the month where you're supposed to post every day until I noticed that everyone else seemed to be doing it. Sigh. Only I'm going to let the election post count as, like, THREE posts because of the amount of comments and traffic it got from lovely, lovely people. So there.

I'm going to take a page out of the lovely and talented FoxyJ's book and do a meme, because even though it's late and my head is fuzzy and I'm going to be hating myself in the morning, these slackish ways have got to stop.

*FOODOLOGY*

What is your salad dressing of choice? Right now it's this wickedawesome stuff I got at Sunflower Farmer's Market (seriously, go there, for lo it is awesome) called Drew's All Natural Thai Sesame Lime.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? The favorite restaurant I'll be sitting down in this weekend is Greg's Restaurant at UVU with Foodie, Kristen, and Yankee Girl for some Eye-talian cuisine. Could not be more excited. It's been nearly two years since our last visit, so yeah, way overdue.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Right now it's avocados, which I never thought I liked until I started getting them at Sunflower for 33 cents each (yeah, you heard me) and making my own guacamole (lime juice, sea salt, fresh-ground pepper, onion powder) with them. Turns out that they do NOT taste like green lipstick, but rather green bits of sexy heaven that cause me to bare my teeth at anyone who gets too close to the bowl.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? I like me the estrogen toppings--artichoke hearts, mascarpone cheese, mushrooms, 6 kinds of cheese, etc.

What do you like to put on your toast? Babies.


*TECHNOLOGY*

What is your wallpaper on your computer? The awesome b&w making-out-in-stacks engagement pic.

How many televisions are in your house? One, and I had to get rid of TWO OTHERS to get it down to that. Sigh. The things I have to go through to be a pretentious minimalist, I swear.

What color cell phone do you have? Red


*BIOLOGY*

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Claw-handed.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Just my will to live, on occasion. And some moles. And pelts of hair.

What is the last heavy item you lifted? My brother, but he wasn't actually that heavy.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No, but it's a miracle the way I keep bumping into things.


*BULLCRAPOLOGY*

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Only if it were going to happen in the next---wait, haven't I answered some of these questions before? Crap a duck . . . oh well. Onward.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? Nope, but I bet your mom would.

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