Taking a personal health day

And by personal, I mean mental.

Last night was freaking out about my life on the phone to my sister Jen (and before that to Amyjane and then later to my parents and then after that to God, so, busy night) and brainstorming about ways in which I could just give up full-time employment all together. Not sure what it says about my current state that this was my first solution. (I had just seen Juno, though.)

Me: I should just go get pregnant and married and then I could quit my job.

Jen: People don't marry whores, though.

I think she's broken through some sort of humor barrier lately. I'm really, really proud. Now if you'll excuse me, this whore is off to rethink her career goals. And find a baby daddy.

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