She's an angel straight from Heaven!

Here's a recent picture of my darling baby niece, whom everyone must admire and adore. (You can do it silently in your head, if you wish.) This was a day or so before she filled her family's Subaru to the brim in vomit.

Savvymom swears that she said my name yesterday. Of course she waited until I wasn't there to do it. Still, you can't get mad at a precious genius baby who loves her aunt the most, yes she does, a booo-shee booo-shee booooo . . .

Oh. Ahem. Excuse me, not sure what happened there.

And no, I don't know what I will do when I move to England and can't see her anymore. I'm sure she'll be just fine, since she has a loving family and a short attention span. I'll be the one crying every night on my huge pillow because no small people love me.

I'll probably end up kidnapping some blond British tot, and there will be this huge police chase and media frenzy, and after I'm in jail they'll make my story into some Lifetime: Television for Women movie filmed in Vancouver. And they'll give it some awful name like "Baby Love," or "The American Baby Stealer."And I bet they won't even ask who I want to play myself (Janeane Garofalo! Janeane Garofalo!) and they'll pick someone lame like Crystal Bernard.

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