Continuing on the Ruling the World theme

Wow. Thanks to everyone who commented on the gum post. I hadn't thought about the fact that people use gum to keep from snacking. I suppose we might allow that in the New World Order. Although I think I'll be more inclined to just promote snacking and be done with it. Of course, my snacks won't be gross processed things. It'll be stuff like fresh fruit, high-quality chocolate, imported cheeses, and dense chewy loaves of bread.

And speaking of the New World Order, here are a few other things I'm looking forward to making extinct:

Cigarettes
Stirrup pants
Velour track suits
Paparazzi
Thong bathing suits
Candy bar & soda machines in elementary schools
Artificial sweeteners
Inferior chocolate (so long, Hershey)
People who waste water
Corn syrup
WWF-style wresting
Reality TV
Smog
Internet porn
Soda--yeah, I said it. You find me one actual worthwhile thing about soda and we'll talk. Note: Sparkling juices like those fab Italian sodas from Target are a completely different thing and will actually play a key role in the NWO.

Anyone have any others to add to the list? I'm sure I'm forgetting lots and lots of things.

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