Seven Guilty Pleasures

Only, to shake it up, I'm going to list 5 real ones and 2 fake ones. Let's see if you can guess which are lies.

Fritos--Because they have crack inside them. Salty, salty crack.

Regency romance novels--Because face it, sometimes you wish there had been more making out in Pride & Prejudice.

Kenny Chesney--Because pulling one over on that scrunch-faced Zellweger is kind of hot.

Not Exercising--Because sleep is so much better when it was almost exercise.

Anne Geddes--Because even though contorted naked babies shouldn't be cute, sometimes they are.

Television without Pity--Because sometimes it's more fun to have a really funny mean person just tell you what happened.

Movie theater popcorn--Because maybe a heart attack wouldn't be so bad if there were popcorn involved.

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